Happy Zombiversary Euro

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/01/2012 13:49 -0500

Because on the tenth birthday (and with trillions of dollars pledged to keep it alive, we use the term very loosely) of the most loathed currency in the history of the world, we find out that in the heads of the fat, bald, corpulent, and corrupt eurocrats, the zEUR0.pk is somehow represented by a hot woman. Our prediction: the 20th anniversary of the euro will star the Michael Jackson zombie from Thriller...dancing around on centrally planned puppet strings of course.

• European Central Bank
• European Union
• Michael Jackson

And here is the official propaganda: Ten years ago, on 1 January 2002, euro banknotes and coins were introduced in 12 Member States of the European Union. Since then, five more Member States have adopted the euro in recent years. For more information: http://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/html/anniversary.en.html